The story on how I got red neon glaze in my hair

It was a windy Thursday waking at 6:00am, I wake to hearing my alarm ring loud annoying bells it startled me looking at my surrounding I did not recognize at first but soon realized I was in my room in my bed but it seemed larger than it was before I fell asleep I had been shrunken into garden gnome size sitting there contemplating if this was only just a dream I hear singing a happy singing song one that I did not understand because it was to feint to hear in the distance but someone was whistling along with the beat when suddenly a gnome started ravaging my drawer to be specific it was my underwear drawer, they had by accident shrunken me to there size blowing this magic dust to carry my underwear back to there home so I chased them down and pleaded with them I wouldn't tell that they existed they didn't want to bring me back to size it took so long I dialed my friend and brought one of them with me to school all the way until ceramics class then the gnome as he finally grew me back to human size was frightened by the rapid growth and stood on a used glaze brush throwing it toward my growing head getting a little glaze in my hair and so yeah that is how I got glaze in my hair